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Oh Geeze

Mon Feb 23, 2009, 8:07 AM
:iconkillmepleasegod: made me do it, I swear. There was gunpoint involved i'm sure.

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☆ THE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS QUIZ ☆

Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed!

What color are your underwear?
Pink and white

Do they have a design?
That weird french-esque pattern i think its Tulle and its all victoria secret-y

Girls, what color is your bra?
nude colored?

Is there a design?
not on this one

Are you a virgin?
Yes

Happy that way?
Sure

What is your favorite sex position?
Conceptually I like the butterfly thing I think its called?

Single or taken?
Single

Happy that way?
Yessir

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Nope

Real porn?
Nope

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Sigh. Yes

Who was your first kiss with?
Kyle.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes

Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
Not on the lips.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope

If so, where?
I'd like my nose peirced

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope

If so, where?
i have plans for one between my shoulder blades and another sorta mid-back-side

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
That would require a virgin conception. I am not the mother of a God-Child

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Technically Alcohol is still illegal for me

If so, which ones?
See above

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope

Ever been cheated on?
not technically

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
yeah

Do you own a vibrator?
No.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
No.

Have you ever masturbated?
Yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
No.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes

Do they care?
No

Are you uncomfortable yet?
It would take a lot more than this to make me uncomfortable

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I'm taking a break from genetics homework

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: mewithoutyou
  • Reading: The Looking glass wars, the blade itself
  • Watching: Full metal panic and Texhnolyze
  • Playing: MD
  • Eating: peanut butter and honey on wheat bread
  • Drinking: Water,

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:iconkillmepleasegod:
"Snowing and disgusting"? That's the first time I've heard that one. XDD

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If you say he acts like a kid, you screwing him means you act like a pedophile.
:iconfirst-fantasy:
I hate snow. I hate winter. hate hate hate it. rawr.
:iconkillmepleasegod:
XDD I've never seen snow, but I can agree with you on hating winter.

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If you say he acts like a kid, you screwing him means you act like a pedophile.
:iconfirst-fantasy:
i think that its the most bizarre thing that you haven't seen snow. haha its also not fair. i wish i could go a whole winter without seeing any
:iconkillmepleasegod:
Come to Hell Florida! No snow here. Though, the other day we did get frost all over the grass and rooftops and vehicles. =3

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If you say he acts like a kid, you screwing him means you act like a pedophile.
:iconfirst-fantasy:
-packs up and is ready to go- Seriously. I'd love to be there.
:iconkillmepleasegod:
You would. For maybe six months. And then you'd realize this place is really Hell. XD

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If you say he acts like a kid, you screwing him means you act like a pedophile.
:iconfirst-fantasy:
dude, I doubt it. Florida seems like SUCH a good place to be right now
:iconkillmepleasegod:
It's not. It's boring and windy. Not just, like, breezy, but really windy. I fear for our windchimes. XD

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If you say he acts like a kid, you screwing him means you act like a pedophile.

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